nitegnome:

my-chemical-romance-im-not-okay:

They look like they’re coming back from a failed family outing to the zoo or something.

Where Frank tried to jump on a rhino.

And Mikey, being the disgruntled adolescent, just loped around all day.

Ray wouldn’t shut up the whole time, and now Mama Gerard is in a ferocious strop and driving them home.

I will never be able to watch this video the same again. ever.

Mama Gerard

 I should ask Mama Gerard where did she buy that BL/ind arbre magique…

“YOU KIDS…I SERIOUSLY CANNOT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE! I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES! WE’RE NEVER GOING TO THE FUCKING ZOO AGAIN! YOU’RE THE REASON WE HAVE NO MONEY AND THE REASON ME AND YOUR FATHER HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN MONTHS! I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU FUCKING KIDS - I WASH YOUR CLOTHES, CLEAN YOUR SHIT, MAKE YOUR PACKED LUNCHES FOR SCHOOL - AND YOU REPAY ME BY RIDING ON A FUCKING RHINO. NEXT TIME, I’M DRIVING YOU STRAIGHT TO THE ORPHANAGE!
OH, AND FRANK…YOU’RE ADOPTED.”