
who is she
“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)
this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen
You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”
You may rear end it
Once
hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance walks the streets of Japan and visits the Kushikatsu Daruma restaurant in Osaka (2011). Exact source and photographer unknown. Their visit to the restaurant was filmed for an episode of a Japanese TV series.
person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here
me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes
Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?
i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this